Aaron Moore

"I'm very impressive"

Function:

Front Six

Strengths:

Vaseline, Pleasedness, Motivational Dancing

 Weaknesses: 

Having Lasers For Eyes

Adam Moore

"I'm very, very impressive"

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Causing Action

 Weaknesses: 

Muy Gordo

Agnes Cheng

"My bicep is so big that you don't even understand. Do you hear me? You don't even understand my bicep, and you never will."

Function:

Terminator

Strengths:

Reverse tricepular extensions.

 Weaknesses: 

Too many knives.

Alfred Poon

"Better me than him"

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Kosher Ointment, Founder of the BUCK Rating System

 Weaknesses: 

Slight imperfection on his left big toe

Amanda Stinson

I win, you lose.

Function:

Terminator

Strengths:

Wrestling

 Weaknesses: 

None

Andrew Chou

"I HATE YOUR KIND"

Function:

Chounami

Strengths:

Able to determine the weakest feature of each race

 Weaknesses: 

Extremely Racist

Christine Suh

Pristine Christine

Function:

Front Six

Strengths:

Wicked Roommate Memoirs, Not Just Playing but Rather Running "The Game"

 Weaknesses: 

None

Glyndon Bonnick

"2 + 2 = 9"

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Coxing

 Weaknesses: 

Silence

Hamilton Liao

Firm, but pleasant.

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

His HamilToe

 Weaknesses: 

Showering on the bathroom floor instead of in the bathtub when he's 7 years old

Jaff Robertson

"(Talking rhetorically to some one, the name does not matter to the J-man) How sweet was that eh? I'm a good lover."

Function:

Front Six

Strengths:

Performing "The Disappearing Jaff", Harassing True Liars

 Weaknesses: 

Lazy, fat, and stupid

Jennifer Nguyen

"I'm going to rip that smile from your lips"

Function:

Pacer

Strengths:

Somehow she always manages to get acquitted

 Weaknesses: 

None

Kay Chang

"I'm awesome. I think I'm really great."

Function:

Pacer

Strengths:

Punching so hard that first you die and then come back to life

 Weaknesses: 

None

Matthew Carroll

"I can list at least three reasons that we didn't win by an even greater margin."

Function:

Captain, Engine

Strengths:

Advanced Heritage, Firmitudidity, Unreasonable Dimensions

 Weaknesses: 

Emailing Sara on their anniversary and saying "Congratulations, you are dating Matt."

Melinda Wu

Yelling "ngoh tai fong-pay!" during digital exams

Function:

Terminator

Strengths:

None

 Weaknesses: 

eBay

Michelle Lee

"I don't know, I guess fresh human meat just tastes better."

Function:

Terminator

Strengths:

Flowers and Sugar

 Weaknesses: 

Alcoholism

Mike Blot

"First I like to pet the puppies and kittens, then to hug them"

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Humpin it, and pumpin it, and doin it, and likin it

 Weaknesses: 

Able to be killed by bullets

Natalie Wu

"Felting is my passion"

Function:

Front Six/Terminator

Strengths:

All

 Weaknesses: 

Super weak at telling lies - includes details that just don't need to be lied about, like "Oh, we're on the highway" when we're actually at the movies

Peter Hsiung

Crouching Tiger, Hsiung Dragon

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Paddling on the left side

 Weaknesses: 

Paddling on the right side

Peter Fong

"This water f----n sucks"

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Left Tricep, Right Quad

 Weaknesses: 

Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club

Risto Juola

Creator of the most detested dragonboat website in history

Function:

Engine, WebMaster

Strengths:

Sardonicism, Being incredibly easy to comprehend and predict

 Weaknesses: 

None

Sandy Fernando

"I hardly care about dragon boat at all, it's barely a sport. I certainly never get passionate about it."

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Weakness

 Weaknesses: 

Santastic wishes he was Shantastic

Sara Tong

"I still remember holding my first dagger. It was in Germany. The time was 6am."

Function:

Pacer, Team Management

Strengths:

Overpowering Magnificence and Considerable Impressiveness, One Half of the first Mofo Power Couple, Hebrew

 Weaknesses: 

None

Sarah Wood

"Some of us don't have the time to do 90 hours of cardio per week."

Function:

Terminator

Strengths:

Learning quickly!

 Weaknesses: 

None

Sophia Nguan

"I just can't pretend to be that f--king nice"

Function:

Terminator

Strengths:

Doin it

 Weaknesses: 

None

Terence Wong

"Ngoh seung sik fan"

Function:

Coach

Strengths:

Piano, Violin, Kumon Math Club

 Weaknesses: 

Refuses to provide a rank between 1 and 30 for each member (relative to the other members)

Victor Chang

(talking to his ladies) "You're like property to me. I own you like a sandwich."

Function:

Engine

Strengths:

Size, Magnanimity

 Weaknesses: 

DB2

Vy Luu

Vivacious Vy Luu

Function:

Pacer

Strengths:

A Force to Be Bartered With

 Weaknesses: 

None